Badges!

Badges are a mystery. They just showed up one day and refuse to go away. In any case, biologists and archeologists have been attempting to create a taxonomy of the badges spotted in the wild. Here's an incomplete and frequently outdated annotated list.

Streak badges

Badge.started

The Egg — 223,304 people

The egg is how we all start. Where did we come from? Nobody knows. But it's up to you to determine what you will grow up to be.

Badge.turkey

The Turkey — 89,958 people

You get the Turkey badge by writing 3 days in a row. Three strikes -- pow!

Badge.penguin

The Penguin — 58,887 people

The Penguin badge is all yours when you write for 5 days in a row. You can't fly yet, but at least you can swim, and look at that fancy bow tie!

Badge.flamingo

The Flamingo — 34,704 people

Ah, flight. 10 days of writing your 750 words in a row, and your feathers turn pink, you think about sunshine and martinis and pools and front lawns, and the world seems to be your shrimp.

Badge.albatross

The Albatross — 15,095 people

What a mighty bird! 30 days in a row and you earn the respect of this largest of all flying birds. Your wingspan can sometimes exceed 11 feet! A good thing because the life of an albatross is long, and lonely. Get comfy and ready to write for another 70 days before your next transformation.

Badge.phoenix

The Phoenix — 4,552 people

100 days in a row! The phoenix is a mythical badge earned only by a few, the brave, the bold, the lucky.

Badge.pterodactyl

The Pterodactyl — 2,163 people

200 days in a row! Scientists say this bird is extinct, but some highly fanatical people say that they've seen one or two recently. Who to believe?

Badge.pegasus

The Pegasus — 1,200 people

365 days in a row! You might think it more likely that a horse could fly, but with boldness and dedication, it can be done. Think of it as twelve albatrosses, and here you are. The coveted Pegasus is yours.

Badge.spacebird

The Space Bird — 844 people

500 days in a row! Friend, you are truly touching the stars.

Badge.squirrel

The Flying Squirrel — 357 people

1,000 days in a row! I never thought I'd need to make this badge... and yet here we are. Speechless.

Badge.griffin

The Great Griffin — 113 people

Those who have met the Great Griffin have written over 2,000 days in a row. I'll do the math for you... that's over 5 years of writing every day! We bow down to you.


Behavior badges

Badge.speedy_typer

The Cheetah — 13,653 people

The cheetah is the fastest land animal. Zoom zoom. Those who earn this badge are typing what cheetahs are to chasing down gazelle. 10 days in a row of finishing their words in less than 20 minutes will earn you this badge.

Badge.undistractible

The Hamster — 19,297 people

Once this meek Hamster gets on the wheel, nothing will get him to step off. Such are the owners of this badge when you start them typing. Throw distractions at them, they will not look at you, their focus is like an iron bar that cannot be broken. 10 days in a row with no distractions earns you this much coveted badge.

Badge.champion

The Turquoise Horse — 8,825 people

This sheepish stallion is the reward for anyone with enough zeal to not only sign up for a monthly challenge, but to complete it as well.

Badge.patron

The Patron — 23,501 people

The sturdy backbone of this site, patrons are. This Owl badge is for those wealthy merchants out there who give to the site in a monetary way. The philanthropy is much appreciated!

Badge.note

The Inspired Writer — 4,242 people

Patrons have a chance to leave testimonials, feature requests, and other kinds of inspiration for other users of the site. Those who do, earn this badge for their mighty public scribble.

Badge.earlybird

The Early Rooster — 4,683 people

Morning pages, as they are called, were originally considered best written (surprise!) during the mornings! While there is some debate on the topic, this badge is here for you, it will listen to you morning people and keep you company with its Roostery way. If you manage to write more than 10 times in a row between hours of 5am and 9am the badge will be yours.

Badge.nightbat

The Night Bat — 4,676 people

The opposite of the Early Rooster is this lovely creature of the night. You probably type with your eyes closed and rely on sonar alone to know where the keys are. Long live the night! If you manage to write more than 10 times in a row between hours of 22pm and 5am the badge will be yours.

Badge.marathon_1

The Flock — 12,028 people

This badge represents 100,000 words. 100,000 words of private writing. That's like 2 novels. Who knew it was possible? My hat off to folks who earn this badge.

Badge.marathon_2

The Double Flock — 5,554 people

This badge represents 250,000 words. I'm speechless. But you, apparently, are quite the opposite! Quite an amazing feat that anyone should be proud of.

Badge.marathon_3

The Triple Flock — 2,763 people

This badge represents 500,000 words. This is the equivalent of 10 good sized novels, and just a little less than the total number of unique words in the Oxford English Dictionary. Bravo to you!

Badge.marathon_4

The Mega Flock — 1,183 people

This badge represents 1 MILLION words. This is the equivalent of the length of the entire Harry Potter series. You are amazing. Now all you need is a good editor, right?

Badge.marathon_5

The Double Mega Flock — 385 people

This badge represents 2 MILLION words. The longest novel ever published was Artamène ou le Grand Cyrus (Cyrus the Great), by Madeleine de Scudéry. It was 1,954,300 words. You've passed that! Cyrus may have been great, but you are also pretty darn neat.

Badge.nano

The NaNo — 2,099 people

There is a yearly competition every November called NaNoWriMo (perhaps you've heard of it). If you manage to type over 50,000 words in one month (no matter what month though) without breaking your streak you will be awarded this fine badge of honor.